Me: Did you want to do an engagement photo shoot? Because I really have no interest in that.
Eric: I didn’t even know that was a thing. What is that?
Me: When you get engaged and take posed pictures together in a park or something and wear nice clothes.
Me: Excellent. Same page high fives!
Thoughts on airports I’ve been through in the last 24 hours:
My carry on got searched because the two pound brick of cheese looked weird on the x-ray machine.
Salt Lake City: 9:20am
Who still has a smoking area inside the terminal? I bought a yogurt from a place called UGrill. My cashier said thank you three times and told me to enjoy my yogurt. I really think she meant it.
Oh good, they’ve replaced the airtrain with a city bus to Newark’s Penn Station. That is efficient, because there is so much room on city buses for people and their luggage.