Chapter 58: MICROSOFT FEATURES ON SLOW COMPUTERS
Few computer-related things fill me with more rage than the office assistant in MS Office. Chase your butterfly away, little kitty. You can turn yourself into a bike googely-eyed paperclip? That won’t help me if I get the blue screen of death. I know you’re trying to help, but I still wish there was a “maim” option when I right click to make you go away.
Also, I’d like to know why Internet Explorer has a pop-up bar to brag about it just blocked a pop-up.