How to pick up people in a restaurant

Me: Jona and I went to the take out side of a raw vegan place called Pure Food and Wine. Alec Baldwin met his yoga instructor fiance who’s my age in the fancy restaurant half.
E: How do you meet someone in a restaurant?
Me: If you’re Alec Baldwin.

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