The news cast on my taxi screen the other night said, “Will the runner up be ready to take Carrie Prejean’s place if she is forced to give up the title of Miss California?” I hope this other girl is ready to step up to what Miss USA runner ups usually do: fade into obscurity. But with all the Miss California-gay marriage-free boob job-racy-photos hype, does anyone remember who is actually the current Miss USA?