Things that can never be listed on a resume

Here is a short list of completely useless skills I have mastered:
*Bruising easily
*Sleeping through alarms
*In a double door situation, I always pick the one that’s locked
*Buying lotion bottles and breaking the pump two days later
*When guessing directions, always picking the opposite of where I’m going
*Spilling glasses of water
*Breaking spatulas (they’re the thing I’m best at breaking)

3 thoughts on “Things that can never be listed on a resume

  1. XDEven so, I could think of getting some good out of your "usless skils". Like, if I traveled with you, and we got lost, all I'd have to do, would be ask you where to go… and take the opposite direction.Anyway, fantastic… I'm a big fan of yours, and I'm always waiting for yo to write this kind of things.Cheers!Kirin.

  2. Thanks Kirin! Though, my direction issues aren't simple enough to reverse my instincts. I have to walk the wrong direction first, and then figure out I'm lost…It's a good think I like to wander.

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