Here is a short list of completely useless skills I have mastered:
*Bruising easily
*Sleeping through alarms
*In a double door situation, I always pick the one that’s locked
*Buying lotion bottles and breaking the pump two days later
*When guessing directions, always picking the opposite of where I’m going
*Spilling glasses of water
*Breaking spatulas (they’re the thing I’m best at breaking)
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K.Wolverine 
XDEven so, I could think of getting some good out of your "usless skils". Like, if I traveled with you, and we got lost, all I'd have to do, would be ask you where to go… and take the opposite direction.Anyway, fantastic… I'm a big fan of yours, and I'm always waiting for yo to write this kind of things.Cheers!Kirin.
I do the same thing with the double doors, except I actually have that listed on my resume between "Team player" and "95 wpm".
Thanks Kirin! Though, my direction issues aren't simple enough to reverse my instincts. I have to walk the wrong direction first, and then figure out I'm lost…It's a good think I like to wander.